Old People: What They Do and Say And What They Really Mean

UPDATE: This post sucked. It didn't know what it wanted to be. My good friend Rustin Dozeman, Navy officer, writer, editor, movie critic, drinking buddy, and general all-around slyboots didn't use those words exactly, but he should have. I've taken it down to edit it in accordance with his comments. It'll be back up in a couple of days.

My apologies. Writing is hard and lonely and I stink at it anyway. Come back soon.

Happy Bloody 4th.